As with all things, particular models of ninja gear must one day pass from this world… er, website. For the items you see below, that day is now. Look upon them as you would a herd of cute, friendly velociraptors. Are they awesome? Sure! Dangerous? You bet! Nevertheless, as you know, velociraptors had their time in the sun 70-odd million years ago, and when it was over, they vanished from the planet. Poof! But guess what. When the velociraptors died out, there was suddenly room for even more awesome and dangerous things, like the argentavis (a carnivorous bird with a 23-foot wingspan!), the saber-toothed tiger, and eventually, the mighty ninja. (See how I tied that in?) So do the world a favor and adopt some of our discontinued velociraptors below. We promise that, as soon as we can, we’ll fill the gap with something new and impossibly cool.
